[Southern accent]: Naw, don't guh that way! Yull havta hike stairs!
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Update: that same person just asked me if there is a shuttle to the main lobby... which is up two stories in the elevator (no need to hike stairs!) and down an (admittedly somewhat long) hallway. In the same building. Maybe we should just go ahead and get Segways for all the guests. Then, like the CEO of Segway, they can accidentally ride one off a cliff. Or those durn stairs.
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Beneath this sweet, helpful exterior... just past that thar veneer... lies what lies beneath all veneers. A filed-down jagged stump-tooth. That is claustrophobic and wants out. That blogs.
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