Monday, August 20

Secret Room Sects

There's a secret room in the hotel.  If you push on a wooden panel in the wall in one of the lobbies, it opens into a small room, maybe more of a closet, that's for some reason very hot.  Actually the reason it's very hot in there is that it's a portal to hell.

Who loves secret rooms?  I love secret rooms.  My best friend in elementary school lived in a house with a secret room for awhile.  You'd open the hall closet and push past all the jackets to an alcove beneath the stairs.  When her brothers ran up and down them it sounded like thunder.

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Someone left a book titled The (New, Illustrated) Great Controversy in the lobby.  It's written by Ellen G. White and is the basis of the 7th Day Adventist sect of Christianity.  It's kind of interesting that this book and the book that is the basis of Christian Science, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures, were both written by women.  Should I write fanfiction of Ellen G. White and Mary Baker Eddy as friends? lovers? enemies?  Spies who frequent secret rooms in hotel lobbies and coat closets?

Let's see: Mary Baker Eddy was born in New Hampshire in 1821.  Ellen G. White was born in 1827, in Maine.  That would totally work.  Stay tuned!*

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*I will never actually write this.

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