Wednesday, June 8

Things I Have Not Said to Guests Vol. 1

Guest: What time is check-out?

Me: You can check out any time you like... but you can never leave.

2 comments:

  1. I have, however, quoted "Holiday Inn" by Chingy at them.

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  2. I would love it if someone said that to me at a hotel!

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