Wednesday, September 21

How I Celebrated My Last Morning At Work

When Ruth, the Minnesotan woman in her late 60s walked behind the front desk to pick up her cash drawer, as she does every morning, she said, "Yayyy!  There's a bank in here!"

I thought a second, then said, "Hell yeeeah!"

It's my last morning.  I can say the word "hell" to Ruth if I want.

(She replied with a light laugh and, "I was having nightmares this morning that it wouldn't be there.")

("And that Liz Taylor had no eyelids and was chasing me.")*

*JK guys, jk.

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