My Friends and the Rapture

I texted several of my friends yesterday: "Tomorrow's the rapture.  What are you doing to celebrate/prepare?"

· Get drunk and read the left behind books.

· I am SO not making my bed.

· I am mayan so my rapture isn't til next year.  Ill celebrate with a drink nonetheless.

· Oh just listening to R.E.M.S song "its the end of the world as we know it"

· Im gonna eat 4 grams of shrooms.  Are u going to hump a glacier?

· I'm trying to experience all of the sins.

· Im working.  Sucks Im still a virgin.

· Praying for all those left behind.  Wait... you didn't get the evite?

· im not prepared for the end of the world.  im out of eggs