Australopithigus or Something

A short list of people I have noticed think they are superior to me, because our culture supports them in this belief:

• Neat/orderly people
• People who have no problem writing small
• Morning people

I can't even imagine waking up in the morning like "LAAAA!  Ready to start my DAAAY!" and then getting dressed without throwing any article of clothing on the floor and then writing down an idea in tiny fontlike writing.  That person, as I imagine her, seems like an entirely different species of human.